Submission Guidelines

A key to being a Dot Eater is having an open mind and a sense of humor. With that in mind we welcome comments, feedback and ideas for new comics, bumper stickers and jokes. We also accept unsolicited column submissions.

Columns should be written with a view of a broad, tolerant audience with a sense of humor. Cynicism, angst and happenstance are funny on occasion… hate never is. While political correctness sucks; epitaphs, overtones and slurs of a racist, religious or gay-bashing nature will not only be dismissed as a sign of a weak-minded author, but will be summarily urinated upon before they are dismissed.

Feature columns should be between 1,000 and 2,000 words. Make ‘em cool or they won’t be posted. Coolness is subject to the views of the editing staff of DotEaters.com. Suggestions for jokes, bumper stickers and others should be submitted in text format. We will not accept images, because we're like that. So there.

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